Linux Slogans
Posted: May 5th, 2004, 10:21 pm
http://humorix.org/slogans/
Some of my favorites are ...
Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.
Why use Windows, since there is a door?
Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
Do you remember when you only had to pay for windows when *you* broke them?
National Weather Service advice for those threatened by severe thunderstorms: "Go inside a sturdy building and stay away from WINDOWS!"
Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ]
If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed... Oh wait, he does.
Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.
With Windows Millennium, Microsoft was able to get the boot time down to 25 seconds. That's almost as short as it's uptime.
Some of my favorites are ...
Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.
Why use Windows, since there is a door?
Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
Do you remember when you only had to pay for windows when *you* broke them?
National Weather Service advice for those threatened by severe thunderstorms: "Go inside a sturdy building and stay away from WINDOWS!"
Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ]
If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed... Oh wait, he does.
Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.
With Windows Millennium, Microsoft was able to get the boot time down to 25 seconds. That's almost as short as it's uptime.