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John Kerry and George W. Bush are related
Posted: July 22nd, 2004, 5:16 am
by Tebow2000
IT IS TRUE!!! I couldn't believe my eyes but it is true!!!
http://msn.ancestry.com/landing/strange/bush4/tree.htm
Posted: July 22nd, 2004, 5:18 am
by Aggressor Prime
Well, by the Adam and Eve Theory, we are all related.
It is all a matter of how far back.
Posted: July 26th, 2004, 2:16 am
by Smartweb
Aggressor Prime wrote:Well, by the Adam and Eve Theory, we are all related.
It is all a matter of how far back.
Too bad the Adam and Eve theory is bs.
Posted: July 26th, 2004, 3:17 am
by Aggressor Prime
Adam (first man) was created only a couple thousand years after Eve (first woman).
Or maybe it is the other way around...
Posted: July 26th, 2004, 3:23 am
by Smartweb
The Silmarillion's creation story is even more accurate than the Christian bible's, come on and shut up about Adam and Eve.
Posted: July 26th, 2004, 3:25 am
by Aggressor Prime
I am not using Adam and Eve literally.
I am using Adam as the first man and Eve as the first woman.
The theory that I am referring to says that their was a first man and their was a first woman and the entire human race can be traced back to that point. (Make that a very dense point.)
Posted: July 26th, 2004, 3:32 am
by Smartweb
Have you ever had even an elementary school biology class? If you had, you would you that evolution did not create two original humans, but a community (or group of communities who reproduced with each other) that evolved together.
Posted: July 26th, 2004, 3:39 am
by Aggressor Prime
Considering everything about human origin cannot be proved, take my statement from my point of view.
Posted: July 26th, 2004, 5:07 am
by monte84
Posted: July 26th, 2004, 10:53 am
by Aggressor Prime
No, it all belongs to me now!
Funnay!
Posted: July 26th, 2004, 2:38 pm
by monte84
LoL it is, especially clintons part

Posted: July 28th, 2004, 10:56 pm
by The_Man
due to genetic surveys, the adom and eve theory is pretty close to actually what it was, the results showed that there were about 5 different women when humans began.
Posted: July 28th, 2004, 10:58 pm
by The_Man
Bush and Kerry have about 1/2000th of eachothers blood at best. i mean look at their faces round vs. long