Teachers and Bosses

Smartweb · Post by **Smartweb** » January 31st, 2004, 4:19 am

I am a student so here is my list of teachers:

Sacred Scripture:
Teacher is a coach. He can't go 10 seconds without having a classwide discussion about something. During tests and quizzes, he is always talking about non-school related stuff. His favorite discussion topic is viruses that download porn.

Geometry:
OMG ... the teacher is insane. Today we just had a group test. Its a math class and all of our group projects have had nothing to do with math. The tests are all true / false and multiple choice. If it were a math class, I would have a high A.

French:
Its a french class ... enough said.

Western Civ:
Another coach teacher. This one can't say stuff like fourteen or oil properly. Sounds like "fouteen" and "erl."

Latin:
Ah, yes. A good teacher finally.

Biology:
The class is pretty boring. A lot of terms that I will never need to know. Then the test is on what you didn't have to study about the terms.

English:
Teacher is a coach, but not like other coaches. The class is extremely impossible.

Old teachers worth noting:
7th grade Pre-Algebra:
Monday was random detention day. My only detention at that school was on the last monday of 7th grade.

8th grade Physical Science:
Teacher has a stick and beats students with it. One day tells us to take out our books, someone says, "But coach, we dont' have any books." He replies "Oh, ok."

8th grade Christianity:
Teacher rarely taught in the classroom. One day we went to the boiler room for class.

Random Repeated Quotes:
"Lets do some."
"Maintenant, je fais les appelles." (or something like that)
"Get out a half sheet of paper."
"Lets start class off with a prayer."
"Good morning, gentlemen."

Cash · Post by **Cash** » January 31st, 2004, 4:23 am

wow it's great that you have the ablity to express you fealings to the whole world...if only some one cared.. i had the same teachers as you...

Post by **ccb056** » January 31st, 2004, 4:27 am

yeah, my teachers are pretty boring

Aggressor Prime · Post by **Aggressor Prime** » January 31st, 2004, 4:33 am

My Greek teaher likes to let children choose their fate:
Burn TO DDEEAATTHH

Stone TO DDEEAATTHH

Drown TO DDEEAATTHH

or my personal favorite

:
"If you do not go off this land, I will KILL you!"

I suppose you die from my favorite one thou.