John Kerry and George W. Bush are related

Tebow2000 · Post by **Tebow2000** » July 22nd, 2004, 5:16 am

IT IS TRUE!!! I couldn't believe my eyes but it is true!!!

http://msn.ancestry.com/landing/strange/bush4/tree.htm

Aggressor Prime · Post by **Aggressor Prime** » July 22nd, 2004, 5:18 am

Well, by the Adam and Eve Theory, we are all related.
It is all a matter of how far back.

Smartweb · Post by **Smartweb** » July 26th, 2004, 2:16 am

Aggressor Prime wrote:Well, by the Adam and Eve Theory, we are all related.
It is all a matter of how far back.

Too bad the Adam and Eve theory is bs.

Aggressor Prime · Post by **Aggressor Prime** » July 26th, 2004, 3:17 am

Adam (first man) was created only a couple thousand years after Eve (first woman).
Or maybe it is the other way around...

Smartweb · Post by **Smartweb** » July 26th, 2004, 3:23 am

The Silmarillion's creation story is even more accurate than the Christian bible's, come on and shut up about Adam and Eve.

Aggressor Prime · Post by **Aggressor Prime** » July 26th, 2004, 3:25 am

I am not using Adam and Eve literally.
I am using Adam as the first man and Eve as the first woman.
The theory that I am referring to says that their was a first man and their was a first woman and the entire human race can be traced back to that point. (Make that a very dense point.)

Smartweb · Post by **Smartweb** » July 26th, 2004, 3:32 am

Have you ever had even an elementary school biology class? If you had, you would you that evolution did not create two original humans, but a community (or group of communities who reproduced with each other) that evolved together.

Aggressor Prime · Post by **Aggressor Prime** » July 26th, 2004, 3:39 am

Considering everything about human origin cannot be proved, take my statement from my point of view.

monte84 · Post by **monte84** » July 26th, 2004, 5:07 am

http://www.jibjab.com

:O

Aggressor Prime · Post by **Aggressor Prime** » July 26th, 2004, 10:53 am

No, it all belongs to me now!

Funnay!

monte84 · Post by **monte84** » July 26th, 2004, 2:38 pm

LoL it is, especially clintons part

The_Man · Post by **The_Man** » July 28th, 2004, 10:56 pm

due to genetic surveys, the adom and eve theory is pretty close to actually what it was, the results showed that there were about 5 different women when humans began.

The_Man · Post by **The_Man** » July 28th, 2004, 10:58 pm

Bush and Kerry have about 1/2000th of eachothers blood at best. i mean look at their faces round vs. long