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The_Man
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Stand Up Quotes

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If you have a Stand Up Qoute paste it here for all to enjoy. here's mine

Japan's call to Osama:
"The moment osama's name flashed across CNN Japan gave osama a call. 'Ooooo you made a very bad mistake Osame, very bad. We did that once to America. We bombed the crap out of Pearl Harbor. We used thousand of bomb. That night we rejoiced 'Who da man? I da man. Who da man? I da man', o stupid us a few months later America bombed us, not with a thousand bomb but with two bomb, just two bomb that how big those bomb were. They were so big it actually made our penis's smaller that how big it was. You in big trouble now Osama."
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Post by Aggressor Prime »

LOL

Those two blowie upies also invented Pokemon. ;)
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Post by Suvorov »

"You don't prevent anything with war except peace." Harry S. Truman
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Post by The_Man »

Nice quote but this is for funny stuff, i'm talking about the comedy central type of Stand Up.
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