Stand Up Quotes
Posted: August 13th, 2004, 3:47 am
If you have a Stand Up Qoute paste it here for all to enjoy. here's mine
Japan's call to Osama:
"The moment osama's name flashed across CNN Japan gave osama a call. 'Ooooo you made a very bad mistake Osame, very bad. We did that once to America. We bombed the crap out of Pearl Harbor. We used thousand of bomb. That night we rejoiced 'Who da man? I da man. Who da man? I da man', o stupid us a few months later America bombed us, not with a thousand bomb but with two bomb, just two bomb that how big those bomb were. They were so big it actually made our penis's smaller that how big it was. You in big trouble now Osama."
Japan's call to Osama:
"The moment osama's name flashed across CNN Japan gave osama a call. 'Ooooo you made a very bad mistake Osame, very bad. We did that once to America. We bombed the crap out of Pearl Harbor. We used thousand of bomb. That night we rejoiced 'Who da man? I da man. Who da man? I da man', o stupid us a few months later America bombed us, not with a thousand bomb but with two bomb, just two bomb that how big those bomb were. They were so big it actually made our penis's smaller that how big it was. You in big trouble now Osama."